Sentence of the day:
. Eventually I was lulled to sleep by the faint staticky screams of Jennifer Lopez.
Two for today:
The graphos had been kept deliberately
small back in those days, because, well, have you ever tried tattooing a
screaming toddler?
A footnote, a la Terry Pratchett, snuck in:
The
Undersider blood bank doesn’t make you wait a year after getting a
tattoo before donating blood, though they will ask you the rest of the
embarrassing questions. They also take chlorophyll donations, provided
you haven’t cross-germinated with any Musaceae and you’ve kept your own
banana free from Panama Disease.
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